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Monday, February 13, 2012

The Tingler Incident: A Boy's First Movie Adventure

I guess I was about 9 when "The Tingler" was showing on the big screen in my hometown. I have an aunt about six years older. She decided to take me to see this movie. Why she thought this was a good idea is beyond me. I had never been to a movie theatre or seen a scary movie and had no idea what to expect or how to act. I guess this was just another one of those learn as you go experiences.Two things happened, I did learn and I did go.
At the time "The Tingler" was made, there were not a whole lot of special effects so to make things more interesting, the managers of theaters had to be creative to make these low-budget movies scarier and attract more customers. I do not believe I was their target audience, quite the opposite, I believe my aunt, a teenager of about 15 at the time thought of me as her target to scare the daylights out of, and give her something to laugh about with her friends.
She was the aunt that had such a significant impact on my life as a babysitter. The one who punished us for misbehaving by making us stand with our nose in the corner as punishment. The only accomplishment of this punishment was to establish our growth rate by measuring the height of where the paint was worn away in the crack of the corner of the wall. I spent so much time with my nose in the corner I had to start wearing glasses when I was 8 years old.
Being so young, I was not expected to know better and looked forward to experiencing my first movie, but with this aunt's track record, I should have known better.
My aunt was not a malicious person, only inexperienced in learning my ways, and I do not believe she intended to cause me irreparable harm by simply taking me to a movie. Quite the contrary, today, scary movies are my favorite.
We arrived at the theater and took our seats on the end of the aisle. Or should I say, I took the aisle seat at my aunt's insistence. I should have suspected something was not right, but being the trusting soul that I am, I did not give it a second thought...at least that is until "The Tingler" appeared for the first time.
For you who have no clue what "The Tingler" was and to demonstrate the imaginative genius of film producers in the 50's, 'The Tingler' was a creature that feeds on fear, lives inside the human body and looks like a disgusting centipede. Really no imagination involved other than trying to devise a creature that was scary and believable. Did I say believable? I meant credible. The early movie creatures had to have a gimmick to make them seem real and a story line that movie goers could understand. This movie did not meet the basic qualification of a scary movie other than it was not meant for an impressionable 9-year old to see. I probably could have been alright with the movie if I had known what to expect. Of course, for my aunt to tell me what to expect would have ruined all her fun.
The movie was full of eerie music that built to a crescendo just as "The Tingler" appeared. At the same time, a totally unexpected event happened. My seat began to vibrate and move back and forth. The mind of a 9-year old already frightened by the music and "The Tingler," itself had reached its limit when the seat was set in motion. The theater management thought rigging the aisle seats to move at a specific time in the movie would heighten the effect of "The Tingler." They exceeded their greatest expectation when this little 9 year old jumped up and yelled as loud as he could, "I am out of here," and on that note, disrupted the entire theater trying to escape as fast as possible. There was just no way "The Tingler" was going to get this kid.
I was well on my way to escaping the theater when my aunt finally caught up to me. I think she was a little embarrassed and mad, because my reaction was not what she expected. As a stark raving lunatic, I was more believable than the actors and even "The Tingler" on the screen. You might say I succeeded where the movie failed. Yep, to this day, I think I stole the show and was the real star. My aunt would never recover and would eventually escape her embarrassment by joining the Air Force.
I would get to the point where I love horror movies and to this day, the only thing I look forward to is having her take me to another movie. I guess I will keep looking.
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Monday, January 9, 2012

Tips for Making Your First Standup Appearance

So after some coaxing from your friends, you're ready to hit the stage and make people laugh their pants off. But before you go up, here are the top 5 tips for making your first standup comedy appearance.1. Bring friends.
Some people might discourage you from bringing friends because it might skew your audience. After all, if you truly are funny, you should be able to make strangers laugh. However, if it's your first time, then I highly recommend you get all the support you can. Having your friends should help you feel comfortable on stage and get more confident, unless they're the ones heckling you. After you've had a few performances under your belt, then you can do without your friends, unless they really want to watch you because you're that funny.
2. Use your nervous energy.
Most people don't know how nervous you are. Use this nervousness to your advantage. Channel it to increase your enthusiasm on stage. Be animated but don't be distracting. For example, if you're going to pace back and forth onstage, put the microphone stand behind you and put some purpose to your stride. Walk to one side and make a point. Walk to the other side and make another point. Sometimes, even admitting that you're nervous can elicit laughter. For example, when there's a thin crowd I open with, "I'm a bit nervous tonight because I'm used to a much smaller audience than this".
3. Stay within your time limit.
It doesn't matter if you're killing or if you're bombing (actually it matters more when it's the latter), stick to your time. Club owners and other comedians hate comics who go over their allotted time. You're taking away time from the next comedian. Please be a professional and get off stage when you see the signal.
4. Memorize your set list.
Notice I wrote set list and not jokes. You don't have to memorize your jokes verbatim, unless you're the kind of comedian that does his or her set exactly the same every time to every audience. But at least know your set list. You should know the flow of what you're going to talk about by heart. Have an opener, a middle, and a closer. Once you commit these parts to memory you will have an easier time and can even ad lib since you know how to get back into the flow.
5. Have fun.
As a comedian, sometimes you forget to have fun. This is the original reason why you wanted to do this in the first place, so just have fun. If you're enjoying yourself onstage, so will your audience. Just keep your clothes on, unless you're Dane Cooking it.
Tim Tayag is a pioneer of point of view stand up comedy in the Philippines and Asia. He started his comedy career in San Francisco back in 1997 and has toured and performed all over the world. You can learn more about him by visiting his site http://www.timtayag.com/ or get some comedy tips http://www.timtayag.com/category/comedy-education/

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