Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Norwich's Favorite Comedy DJ Brings Hollywood to Local Doors

When asked what's on in Norwich, not many people would think of celeb spotting around a Hollywood film set.That's exactly what Local's can expect next year when one of the greatest comedy creations of the modern age Alan Partridge, is set is to make a storming return with a feature length film set in Norwich!
The much loved, fictional radio DJ was thought to of had his last AHA! when the second series of "I'm Alan Partridge" ended over 7 years ago.
To the delight of Partridge fans he made a triumphant return earlier this year with a series of short internet episodes. Mid Morning Matters (sponsored by fosters) put the iconic DJ in a new hot seat, broadcasting from North Norfolk Digital, alongside sidekick DJ Simon played by comedian Tim Key.
When asked about the film while promoting The Trip, Coogan told press "We're writing it right now, going to shoot it next year...We don't know who will direct it, but Pete Baynham (Borat) and Armando Ianucci (In the loop) are writing it with me. We've already started it."
Websites reported the film sounded "a done deal" when it emerged an un-named US studio was prepared to bankroll "Patridge, the movie".
When asked about a possible plot Coogan claimed "It's always been my plan to make Alan go global. "It's what he lives for really, not just doing the show on Radio Norwich."Although later Tweeting "The Partridge news is that we've now agreed a story for the film. It's NOT Alan goes to America... We don't see Alan, for example getting Simon Cowell's spot on American Idol and going over there. That's too good for Alan,' he said. "Alan's future is always brighter in his head than it is in the real world."
Coogan admitted that the idea had been on the back burner but couldn't resist returning to his best loved creation. "We left it behind for a while, but we came back to it because we got a few ideas," Coogan told The Playlist.
Partridge first appeared on Coogan's early radio show and landed on TV with his first appearance coming on The Day Today. Then came Knowing Me, Knowing You which was the characters first solo series, its premise, a faux chat show. It was "I'm Alan Partridge" where Alan really found his feet and was forever placed as a national treasure.
Read more: Steve Coogan confirms Alan Partridge movie shoots next year | http://www.totalfilm.com/

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Monday, February 27, 2012

Misunderstood Monsters of Halloweens Past

I was reflecting just the other day about the scary movies I use to watch as a kid. The movies that made all the girls scream and snuggle up a little closer.Those movies, those monsters could never exist today due to all the education we now have, the acceptance we now have and the wonder drugs that are out there. Even the government has regulations and agencies that would not allow monsters.!
Let's review some of the fallacies:
1) Frankenstein--a monster? Heck no! Frank was just a guy who was 'olive" in complexion, badly in need of orthodics and opted for "low" ear piercing on the side of his neck. No big deal!
2) The Mummy-a monster? No way! Now mind you he wasn't wound to tight but 2-3 sessions with Dr. Phil and all his problems would be gone and he would normal as the rest of us!
3) Dracula-a monster? Wrong again. Dracula was an early day alternative phlebotomist who was not understood or accepted by the medical community.
4) Hunch Back of Notre Dame- a monster? Nope! Laura Gowen or Joe O'Brien at the National Scoliosis Foundation would have found the right doctors, the right resources for the "Hunch Back" and perhaps a proper brace to be a big help to him right away.
5) Wolfman- a monster? Not according to the National Wildlife Foundation! Just a specie of wolf with a split personality indigenous to the Saturday afternoon matinee big screen that should not be mistaken for it's basketball playing related specie.
6) Swamp Thing AKA Wild Thing You Make My Heart Sing-a monster? Anything that makes you "heart sing' can't be a monster. Can it? The EPA has investigators trying to explain this "thing" and has assured America the oil spill has nothing to do with this creature. The EPA goes on to remind us if we had been and will be "more green" people like "Swampy" would never be singled out.
7)Elvira, Mistress of the Dark- a monster? Teen age boys of years gone by men and many men could only wish! Hubba, hubba is all we need to say. Many believe Elvira was the first sex therapist on TV opening the doors for Dr. Drew and Dr. Ruth.
Well after all that analyzing, the monsters may all be gone but Halloween is still here enjoyed by children and adults each and every year.
Be politically correct but still enjoy the monsters of Halloween past!
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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Tricky Riddles Can Be A Blast Trying To Answer

Are you one of those who loves working on crossword puzzles? If so, more than likely you would get just as much satisfaction out of trying to figure out the answers to tricky riddles. Before you rush off and start tying though, let me warn you that they are not easy, especially if it is your first time trying to solve one.Just because you happen to be great at getting every answer correct in the crossword puzzles you do every day, does not mean that you will experience the same success when it comes to hard riddles. After all, you have been working on them forever, and you have come to understand what the writers of these highly engaging pieces are looking for.
It would probably be best if you started with the easy riddles, and then gradually tried to work your way up to the real brain teasers. Each riddle, just like each crossword puzzle, presents its own set of difficulties. So, it will take you some time to figure out all the little secretes that there are to solving them.
To be able to consistently get riddle answers correct, you are going to have to learn how to think like the people that write them. In other words, you are going to have to get inside of their brains, and figure out what makes them tick. Once you do that, you will next have to learn how to read a riddle properly.
When you first start trying to come up with the right answer, you will more than likely not be reading the riddles correctly. Each and every word that is in a riddle is there for a reason, and it is your job to figure what that reason is.
So, when you first start working on them, you have to slow down and read every word very carefully. Next, you then have to come to understand why each word is in the riddle. Finally, you must think about how each word relates to all the other words in it. Only when you are able to accomplish everything mentioned above, will you ever have even the smallest chance of being able to come up with the correct answer for the easiest riddles.
After you are able to overcome most of the simple ones rather quickly, only then will it be time for you move up to the big time and start working on the really difficult ones. The people that write these riddles are smart, some people might even think of them as geniuses, because they are so devious, while at the same time being so straightforward.
If it sounds like trying to solve riddles is a great deal of fun, it is, and there are millions upon millions of people that get their kicks doing it every day. If you have a little free time in the future, why not try your hand at coming up with the answers for these brain teasers. Who knows, you just might be the next one that falls in love with these little beauties from another planet.
Are the Riddles you're used to solving a little too easy for you? If so, I suggest you check out our newer and harder Riddle List online at iRiddles.org, where they are much harder.

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Saturday, February 25, 2012

The Trouble With "Capitalism"

Sooner Or Later, You Run Out Of Other Peoples' RepublicsSo I'm sitting down to dinner in Austria one evening (this was a few months back), and my business colleagues are all at the same table, and this one guy I worked with (I'll call him "Chris," since that's his name) starts going off about Taiwan. He's Australian, but a big fan of China, since he's an avid socialist and what-have-ya. And he's all, China has every right to be hacked off about Taiwan, because how would we feel if the Japanese had taken over Hawaii in World War II, and never given it back?
Interesting question. I know, right? I mean, first off, we'd be back to the whole "birther" thing with President Obama, who, thanks to Donald Trump having the temerity to ask for it, has provided a birth certificate showing he was born in Hawaii. (Now, that birth certificate does raise some other interesting questions, like how come it lists him as born in a hospital that didn't change its name to the one listed until after his birth, and all, but only a radical capitalist, business owner, Republican, one-percenter, regular-bather, bitter clinger, or Tea Partier would even THINK about that, let alone mention it, let alone in print.)
So if the Japanese had Hawaii, why, we'd have a foreign-born president, and some narrow-minded people (like the framers of the Constitution) would be all up in his face about it. So, good thing that never happened, right?
But then I hear on the radio contraption, a few days ago, President Obama making a speech IN Hawaii, where he was definitely born, and where we all saw him go for vacation, and which is definitely one of these-here fifty-seven (according to him) United States of America. And reports indicate he knew he was in Hawaii. But in the speech, he goes, "Here in Asia...". And I'm like, why would he say that?
Finally, it dawned on me that the president does, indeed, have a grand plan for fixing the mess we're in, and you Obama-fans are to be heartily congratulated for knowing this erudite leader would be smart enough to solve it all. He isn't borrowing mountains of cash from China... no! He's selling off unneeded portions of the U.S. to the Peoples' Republic! Starting with Hawaii. Which is why Hawaii is now part of Asia, which is why the president said that, probably!
If anyone would know whether or not we really needed Hawaii, it'd be the president, who is documented officially to have been absolutely born there. And probably, that wasn't an expensive taxpayer-funded vacation he took, but a fact-finding mission, or perhaps even an international real estate showing. Anyway, if he knows we don't really need it, why NOT sell it to China (or, at the very least, sell them a huge national time share), and use the proceeds to get everybody here onto government entitlement programs? Huh? Beats workin'!
Once you understand the grand plan, you can see it at work wherever there are unneeded portions of America being offered in the president's global rummage sale. We give a big chunk of southern Arizona to the Mexican drug cartels, and maybe we get our guns back, fast-and-furious. We give Brazil good deep-water drilling rights off our southern coasts (we no longer need it for drilling ourselves - meaning, drilling for oil ourselves), and maybe they sell us some gas. And we give the downtown part of each big city to kids who don't want to pay back the student loans they asked for, and maybe they agree to shower.
The point is, we have a lot of debt, so the president knows we're going to have to sell off a lot of unneeded portions of America. But that's a risk he's willing to take. In fact, in a few months, when he's overseas on his post-presidency speaking tour, he'll still be working for an ungrateful America that, outside the mainstream media, never understood what we needed HIM for.
By Michael D. Hume
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Friday, February 24, 2012

Snakes and Celebrity marriages

I read the football player, whose celebrity on top of him, leaving his wife was standing infidelity difficult marriage recently. It was quite a celebrity marriage as necessarily brouhaha problems. I believe that we can rely on the people in the public eye is the perfect way, they are idolised marriages. Because of this, their marriage should fare better than mere mortals such as me. Later it was found that the wife did not want to leave her husband but felt pressured if instructed to do so by the force of public opinion. His only wish was to be the perfect wife and mother. He was clearly drunk public opinion in the Kool-Aid and assume that a complete "no" it is also possible.
Marriage is hard or so I hear, never having personally experienced the blissful state of ... It also requires two things; secure a woman, and having grown up man. I think many of the marriage fails, because it does not have two factors. Lack of a woman, even though they are also the most unattractive, on the contrary, never listen to others, leads tend to when she really should be following its own Council and listen to my heart. The heart never lies. It knows every time, if you need to go. But insecurity leads to distrust; Similarly, other than itself-and so you can listen to when the ' advice ' you to do so, regardless of what their family relations, as could be. According to marry the son, which will aggravate that does not fully any interest maturing man and what you have to contribute to a recipe.
Have you heard the man, who was found frozen snake, and brought the story of his home at OPD fireplace? When the snake had all toasty and warm it turned round and bit the man. And he, very hurt and puzzled asked the snake, why he made it when the man was actually saved his life! And the snake finds him and tells him of his eyes direct dying, "You knew was a snake when you brought me home".
No, this's wife knows who her husband is and wants to continue to him. His eyes wide shut down. If he wants to bring home, snake, which is the whole of his business, it is called free will. At least his dialog reported that is really all you can ask for. The rest of us should just butt out.

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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Shrimp: A Different Take On An Old Word

ShrimpLet us take a long hard look at the word 'shrimp'. Where does it come from? Where is it used? What does it mean? For most of us, the term shrimp is synonymous with shrimp cocktail or shrimp scampi, and now with the glorified fishing shows on television, maybe even commercial shrimp. It is a term generally applied to cooking and recipes - a food that now feeds millions of people around the world thanks to new technologies in farming. Searches through the internet show much more interest in the term when it comes to recipes and cooking than anything else.
As a term, through history, shrimp has meant many different things. It can describe an animal in the marine and aquaculture environments, even though it is referred to as prawn in many European regions and other areas outside the United States. Shrimp can also define the size or significance of someone or something, like a disparaging reference to someone's size as "little." Another example would be how the word is used to describe an action, like; "to shrimp," as in meaning "to fish." As a verb, the term shrimping is used to describe the act of catching shrimp, which is accomplished using nets from boats or while wading. Much to my dismay, there is even another meaning for the term shrimping used in the adult pornography industry, but I'll steer clear of that one. In this article, I will examine the different meanings of the term shrimp, some history to describe where it came from, and some examples of how shrimp has been used in popular culture.
History
The word shrimp came from England somewhere between the 11th and 15th centuries. Derived from the word shrimpe, it meant pygmy. Dating as far back as the 14th century, Marco Polo spoke of shrimp as being a primary source of food in China. As an animal, shrimp fossils have been found in areas once known as Gondwana, a super-continent that was comprised of Antarctica, Australia, South America, and Madagascar, that existed 300 million years ago. The shrimp has always been a major food source for birds, fish, and whales for millions of years, and more recently for humans. The consumption of shrimp picked up dramatically in the 1970's with the help of shrimp farming which was designed to help sustain both the wild stock, and food supplies around the world to help fight global hunger. Although some would argue that the real reason for shrimp farming was supply and demand in the U.S., the fact remains it has helped to alleviate the effects of famine in some parts of the world. Shrimp, as food, has had a major impact on global economies for at least the last 30 years.
Shut Up! You're a shrimp!
How many times have you heard this? As the eldest of three Mom-terrorizing brothers, I remember calling my younger siblings shrimps because they were considerably smaller than me. By the time I reached my early 20's however, they somehow outpaced my physical stature during their high school years and shortly thereafter the name calling stopped abruptly. I always felt lucky they did not reciprocate those early sentiments from our youths.
Tracing back the term shrimp as a way to insult someone, I have found few references as to where this actually started. This surprised me because of how often it was used during my childhood, and is still used, although sparingly, today. There are a few good sources though, that help shed some light on the subject. One of which is related to modern-day bullying. According to the Pacer Center's Kids Against Bullying, ways for children to combat bullying would include responses to "You're a shrimp!" and "You're still a shrimp!" with humor or honesty to give the bully nowhere else to go, essentially stopping the bully in his or her tracks. I'm not sure how well this works, but with children of my own, it might be worth spending some quality time on the subject just in case.
Thinking back to the mid 1970's, I can vaguely recall my father referring to someone as a shrimp. Maybe it was me, or one of my brothers, but I remember the insult more as a "poke fun of" type of name calling, than a serious insult based on real anger. I was never very tall in high school. At 5'-10" I was about average height and build, but I had a lot of friends that were considerably shorter than I was. One in particular, Steve, was one of my best friends through elementary and middle school. He stood around 5'-4" in high school but was never known as someone that carried a Napoleon Complex. I cannot recall calling him a shrimp, but I wonder now what he would have done if I had.
Full Metal Alchemist is a Japanese manga (comic/cartoon) with very good reference to being a shrimp, and another good example of why insults don't work. The story takes place in a fictional universe where alchemy is the most advanced form of science known to man, and focuses on the plight of two brothers trying to restore their bodies after failing to bring their mother back to life. One of the brothers lost one of his legs, and is then often referred to as "little," "shorty," "midget," or "shrimp." The brother's angry response is then usually "I'm the younger brother." The story has become so popular around the world, there are fan-based websites dedicated to it, and sales of the publication exceeded 50 million USD in 2010. Yes - I'm talking about a comic book.
With a little research, it's fairly easy to see how the term shrimp was defined by the peoples of Europe. It's much harder however, to determine at which point in history the word shrimp became synonymous with short people.
Shrimp Fun
Cafepress.com, a website dedicated to finding and making unique t-shirts and gifts has a line of products imprinted with the term "Please don't call me a shrimp." Assuming this is meant in gist, and not some sort of political agenda, I believe they are related to the subject content I'm writing here. If you look hard enough, it's not hard to still find references to shrimp as a form of insult, even in 2011.
Out of all this, I've even found some funny shrimp jokes:
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Ans: Because he was a little shellfish.
Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn's cocktail party? Ans: He pulled a mussel.
A shrimp walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here..."
Hollywood Shrimp
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie." In popular culture in the mid 1980's, this was the saying the Australian Tourism Commission started in a series of advertisements featuring the actor, Paul Hogan. In his 1986 hit, Crocodile Dundee, the story took place in both Australia and New York City, and was based on the actual true life of Rodney Ansell. With a budget under $10 million USD, it went on to make more than $328 million USD and become the second-highest grossing film that year.
In the Muppets, Peppy the King Prawn, whose full name is actually, Pepino Rodrigo Serrano Gonzales, started out as a chef before moving to Hollywood. He is a heavily Spanish-accented character who is very proud of his prawn ancestry and takes offense to anyone calling him a shrimp, okay?
Forrest Gump, another famous character from Hollywood, wowed millions with his lack of wit and good intentions. In the movie, Forrest makes true to his commitment to a friend (Bubba) killed in Vietnam to become a shrimp boat Captain. With the help of a freak storm that put all of his competition out of business, Forrest became the proud owner of Bubba Gump Shrimp and made millions. Forrest Gump was played by Tom Hanks.
Michael "Boogalo Shrimp" Chambers is another actor from Hollywood known as "Turbo" from the 1984 film Breakin'. His nickname came from the popular art of break and robot dancing in the early and mid 1980's. Yeah, I can't really promote it any more than this.
In the Nickelodeon hit, Drake & Josh: Really Big Shrimp, two brothers are on the verge of signing a major record deal, but because of Josh's inability to stay focused on the content of the contract, due to being distracted by very large shrimp, he signs away the rights to Drake's song.
Obviously, I have not included everything related to shrimp in this article. For one, I purposely discounted anything to do with recipes. There are millions of shrimp recipes floating around the internet (I counted them) and I wouldn't dare venture to list my favorites because I've yet to try one I didn't like. I also stayed away from fishing and shrimping as much as I could, but the problem with both of these, recipes and commercial shrimping, is that 99 percent of the information on the internet is based on these two topics. I guess the main reason I wrote this article is to bring some attention to the other types of shrimp out there, and how the word itself is used.
To see the pictures associated with this article, and all references, visit: http://www.ShrimpHQ.com
David Lasher has fished freshwater and saltwater points throughout the East Coast of the U.S. from the St. Lawrence River in New York State to many points in Florida for over 30 years. He has been a recreational shrimper on Florida's East coast for nearly ten years. David invites you to join him at http://www.shrimphq.com/ to talk about anything related to shrimp and prawn.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Make Halloween A Monthly Event With A Murder Mystery Dinner Party

Pirates are lucky, they get to play dress-up all yearlong. For the rest of us, Halloween is our only chance to experience what it feels like to be something or someone we're not. To make your life a little more exciting the rest of the year, use a murder mystery party as an excuse to invite your friends over for a memorable evening. It may be the only time when John Smith the accountant can become Jack Hammer the cottage builder.In order to make a seamless image transition, you and your guests will need a great costume. Finding a costume will allow you and your guests to use a skill rarely employed: creativity. After finding out your character, your guests often rediscover that closet in the basement, combine ideas at a local second-hand clothing store, or dig up that neglected old wedding dress.
While reluctant to admit it, most adults like to get dressed up in to unfamiliar clothing. They like it even more when you combine this with dinner and meeting new people. So it's time for you to get out your address book and plan your next (or first) murder mystery party. But when can you host this dinner party?
Typically, we see sales of our murder mystery games spike before Halloween and then before and after Christmas. This is confirmed by Google Insight if you were to search for the term "Murder Mystery". The connection between Halloween, costumes and a murder mystery party is easy to understand. But what about X-Mas? Is there something about Christmas, Boxing Day or perhaps New Year's that encourages people to get dressed up into unusual costumes? The appeal of a good old-fashioned role-playing game seems to be the right recipe when you get a group of people together over the holidays. But do you really need to wait for the holidays or Halloween to invite your friends over? People can get together every weekend and unwind and rediscover the actor/actress within.
Excuses to play a Halloween Murder Mystery party do not need to be substantial or groundbreaking. You do not need to have a baby, reach the age 50 or meet the President of the United States. Instead you could celebrate a birthday, have a fun house-warming party or try out your mother's famous stew recipe. In fact, one of the best ways to make your co-workers jealous in March is to let them know that this weekend you're hosting a murder mystery party.
So take action and become the hero of the next dinner party. Show them how well you can cook and remind them that getting together with friends doesn't require a special spot on the calendar.
Gavin writes murder mystery games for 6-10 players that are inexpensive to buy hilarious to play. For free information on hosting as well as the best deals on murder mystery games that you can download, please visit http://www.murdermysteryhut.com/.
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