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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Coming Up With The Correct Answer To Just One Riddle

If you have never tried to figure out any riddle answers previously, you just don't know what you're missing out on. They can be quite mind-boggling and complex at times, and in other instances they can be quite simple. It is the easy riddles that drive you crazy though. This happens when the answer is so obvious, but you just cannot loosen up your brain enough to figure out the answer.
The more you work on trying to come to understand these brain teasers, the better you will get at cracking their code. If you have never had the pleasure of attempting to figure them out before, there is certainly a method to their madness. What you have to do is, read each and every word in one of them very carefully.
This is not like reading an article or book; it requires a much more intense approach to reading. You have to read each and every word in the riddle, and ask yourself the following question? What was the author trying to accomplish with this riddle, and why did they use that word or phrase?
There is one thing that you can be certain of when it comes to riddles, which is that there never was one that has ever been created, that has wasted words in it. Each word is there for a reason, each word interacts with all the other words in such a way to try and throw you off track of the correct answer.
The very hard riddles are even worse; you can literally sit there for hours struggling to figure out why the person who created it used this word, instead of that one. Then, when you are finally at your breaking point and ready to give up, it hits you at last, and you get the riddles answered. When this happens it's not only a great feeling of relief, it also provides you with the confidence that you require to solve more of them in the future.
After you have been doing it a while, you will be able to answer most easy riddles relatively easily and quickly. But, when it comes to the tricky riddles, they are not so easy, and even the experts that have been doing this for a very long time struggle with them at times.
Someday they will create a contest for people that love to read them and try and figure out a riddle's answer. It might turn out to be a show like Jeopardy, or maybe more along the lines of a spelling bee. Whatever kind of competition that finally gets started, you can be sure that it will attract fans from all over the world that love trying to uncover their answers.
If you have never been to a website before that has a ton of riddles on it to test yourself, you really should check them out. They are a great deal of fun, and who knows, you could turn out to be like 1,000's of other people that spend hours on them every day.
Are the Riddles you're used to solving a little too easy for you? If so, I suggest you check out our newer and harder Riddle List online at iRiddles.org, where they are much harder.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Oxymoron: Politically Correct Sense of Humor

A certain politically incorrect comedian begins getting a lot of attention, because this comedian starts sharing funny, politically incorrect opinions. This comedian begins the process of getting everyone to be aware that EVERYONE was fair game to be made fun of regardless of their "protected" class, power, fame, or money! Starting slowly, the trend began to develop. Everyone began to want to enjoy having opinions and laughing at everyone else like the politically incorrect comedian did.Everyone began to see that having politically incorrect opinions and laughing at how seriously everyone took everything, was worth more than all the money, fame, and power in the entire world. Having opinions that involved laughing at everything that was politically incorrect could make you so healthy, too! Politically incorrect comedy and having your own politically incorrect opinions could even make you enjoy your food and beverages so much that the need for drugs, sleep and even sex was reduced because people could now have QUALITY food, sleep, and sex experiences instead of QUANTITY food, sleep, and sex experiences!
In the fall of 2011, the world's pharmaceutical companies, the medical establishment and the military industrial complexes and the corporations, etc., saw the risk that this new trend had for the status quo and they all got together with their powerful lobbyists to influence politicians and so the WORLD HUMOR OPINION ADMINISTRATION (WHOA) was secretly formed. WHOA would determine strategies to use to prevent that comedian and others that were politically incorrect from remaining free to do politically incorrect humor. WHOA had a mission to prevent that comedy from influencing others. WHOA wanted to prevent people from becoming inconveniently funny and thus intractable, otherwise people might opt out of "getting with the program", they might also opt out of "getting in line," consuming, etc., and "horrors of horrors", they might even become free!
WHOA began investigating all politically incorrect comedians. WHOA learned comedians really "took off" being politically incorrect as a result of hearing about a certain teacher who was about to be fired because she had used Facebook to state an OPINION!. It became clear to these comedians when anyone could be demonized for their opinion, then there was little, if anything to lose, so the comedians started doing politically incorrect comedy.
Due to this politically incorrect comedy, it became clear to the WORLD HUMOR OPINION ADMINISTRATION that just squelching opinions was insufficient, because opinions, if they were allowed to emerge, might be a source for HUMOR. For, it was discovered, that just with an opinion, anyone's opinion, a comedian could turn the opinion around, therefore UPSETTING THE ENTIRE WORLD! So naturally, to save the world from this new CURSE, namely politically incorrect comedy, all opinions AND all comedy had to be squelched, and the HUMOR OPINION POLICE, under the direction of the 2012 WORLD HUMOR OPINION ADMINISTRATION, had to shut down ALL comedy and all opinion EVERYWHERE.
Just before midnight on December 31, 2011, suspecting what might occur coinciding with the APOCAPLYTIC Mayan 2012 date, alternative comics and the few who still had their opinions instead of their opinions having them, and those few who still had their sense of humor intact were gathered by the ghost of Groucho Marx. They were somewhere in Alabama, near (where the) Tusksaloosa; they huddled deciding their strategy to re-introduce comedy and opinion back to the world.
They decided to begin with determining that humor and owning ones opinion is relative instead of absolute, and thus can only be relatively, instead of absolutely, "owned". Similarly, they considered that even owning ones own personality is also a relative idea, because hardly anyone "has" their own personality, because most of us are illusions to ourselves, and so personality "owns" us. They determined that the idea of "owning" anything is an illusion, ("the owning illusion") and that owning anything is the funniest subject of all humor everywhere, and for all time and in all space, too!. They determined that even humor and opinion are illusions and that humor and opinion, as illusions, must be relative, and merely relatively funny! ABSOLUTE HUMOR, they determined, can exist only if and when the humor makes you laugh and cry simultaneously. They decided that is EXACTLY what the world needs, as they all proceeded to laugh and cry hysterically!
B. Todish can be reached at btodish@verizon.net

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