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Municipalities in January-President Obama for his toe West Wing, in the framework of the Bureau. He, of course, ask for no one could have known suicide, how badly things had submitted (including furniture) for his predecessor.
February-global warming is caused by the huge snow storm that shut down the East Coast. The entire Government is stuck at the airport and did not return to work in June.
March-may with the Government, the economic returns in a somewhat "different" abysmal "did break up pretty good."
April-President Obama, leaving the ball fall due to the shot, fluffs, and points out that the George w. Bush was messed up so badly nobody can golf to play it.
May-Navy Seals track Finally, Osama Bin Laden. They bow and then Shoot him to apologize on behalf of the administration of the current of the previous.
June-Arab spring full bloom. The Muslim Brotherhood to ignore the Middle East, and great swaths vowing that they guarantee Obama engaged in Algeria, Libya, Egypt and Syria in 2012.
July-President Obama first lady of the national day holiday is then I wrecked him leaving the CAP off the toothpaste Dresses. Official Secret Service investigation is of the opinion that the culprit was actually in the Bush, or perhaps a global conspiracy.
August-Speaking Congress and the White House, the strike deal with caps, to eliminate the maximum amount of the debt from the drop-down and replace it with an acoustic tiles embedded lighting. Zero work does not create; No one will dare to Start or pursuit of the business.
September-the future of a radical change in the "win a 2011 for 37" to "Pass Bill now." Obama supporters praise tri-county area, the President of the rally and are pleased how much easier is to find a parking place, than it was in 2008.
October-the Republicans stand for candidate Obama is opposed to 2012: it has been used in the toaster, they were found to be in the garage at Memphis. Media downplays early voting, with the Show toaster double-digit numbers associated with lead.
Nov-Chairman praises "community," which always been celebrated Thanksgiving.
December-Ebenezer Scrooge throws his hat at the beginning of the vote on the GOP Ring media downplays lead him 24 points will be shown in the toaster (and 40). Suicide in the Bush.
Again, none of this really happened, officially. But the 2011 was fun every year, no doubt, and this is wants to import more smiles over your face, 2012. It is an election year. If you laugh, you will go nuts.
By Michael d. Hume, master's degrees
Michael Hume is a speaker, author and consultant specializing in that Maximize their potential and enjoy the inspiring life. As part of his trip to the targets of the operation he coaches managers and leaders of the leadership of the growing welfare, prosperity and personal management, personal vitality of this emotion.
Michael and his wife, Kathryn, split their time between homes in California and Colorado. They are very proud of their offspring, which increased by homemaker, Rock Star, talent and TV expert. Two grandchildren also warm their hearts! Michael's web site at http://michaelhume.net/

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